A confidential dispatch for Heads of People, Comms & Compliance
When your layoff memo hits LinkedIn, the bill lands on your desk.
EFÍMERO Enterprise is a confidential channel for the memos you can't afford to be screenshotted, forwarded, or archived. One reader. Verified identity. Cryptographic destruction. Audit log your compliance officer can export.
WHO BUYS THIS — a Head of People, Internal Communications, or Compliance at a 500–5,000 employee company. Their #1 fear: a single sensitive memo — a layoff, a restructuring, a comp change, an M&A signal — leaking before the affected employees see it.
§ 01 The problem you already know — and the fix isn't "be careful"
Right now, your sensitive announcements travel through tools built for speed, not confidentiality. Email is forwarded in three clicks. Slack is screenshotted in one. Microsoft Teams lets anyone with the link ship the file to a journalist, a competitor, or a personal Gmail. None of those tools were designed to not exist after the read.
You feel this every quarter. A restructuring. A leadership change. A compensation revision. An M&A signal. The blast radius of one of these memos leaking is not "embarrassment." It is a 3–7% stock move, a regulatory inquiry, or three senior resignations by Friday. The current "fix" — NDAs, access controls, "please don't forward this" — has been tried. The leak rate has not moved.
The fix is not behaviour. The fix is a channel where the message physically cannot exist after the reader closes it. That channel is EFÍMERO Enterprise.
§ 02 Your numbers — interactive ROI — sliders update in real time
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Pricing baseline: €24 per employee per year, billed annually. Volume discount above 5,000 employees. EFÍMERO reduces leak probability by 95% (residual < 0.5%).
Current expected annual leak cost€720K
EFÍMERO Enterprise annual cost€24K
Residual annual leak cost with EFÍMERO€36K
Net annual savings€660K
Return on investment27.5×
Payback period13 days
Probability of one leak per year: 1 in 7→With EFÍMERO: 1 in 167
§ 03 Why this doesn't fail — risk, removed
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Cryptographic destructionNIST-grade hashing. Not "deleted" — provably gone. The file cannot be recovered by us, by you, or by a subpoena.
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SOC 2 Type II · GDPR · EU residencyAudited by a Big Four firm. DPA on day one. Data never leaves the EU. No US CLOUD Act exposure.
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Single-reader bindingEach dispatch is watermarked with the recipient's verified identity. Forwarding = different reader = blocked at platform level.
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14-day pilot, no cardTest on one team with one real memo. No billing details. If it doesn't move the needle, walk away.
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99.9% uptime SLA, contractuallyIf we miss it, you get service credits — automatically. No ticket, no negotiation.
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Named CSM, 4h responseA real human with a phone number answers within 4 business hours. No tier-1 maze.
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Audit log to your SIEMEvery read timestamped, IP-stamped, identity-bound. Exports to Splunk, Sentinel, Datadog, Snowflake.
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Zero recipient PII storedWe do not retain names, emails, or IPs after destruction. We couldn't leak what we don't have.
The math guarantee
If a single leak incident in your first contract year costs more than the subscription paid us, the year is free. We price this because we know the math.
§ 04 Who else uses it — fictional references, plausible verticals
Halberd Media GroupVeridian TherapeuticsMarston & HaleCornelian BankPENDRY & CO.QUILL//INDUSTRIES
Before EFÍMERO, every sensitive memo was a roll of the dice. Now every read is logged, watermarked, and gone. Our leak rate dropped from 14% to 0.3% — and I sleep through quarter-end.
Helena Voss · CHRO · Halberd Media Group · 12,400 employees